Michelle to Deb Frisch: "Fuck off, Debbie!" (8/30/2018)

In a bit of side-hilarity to the latest llama-drama, Miss Debbie was told WHATFOR by a former cellie from Debbie's days in Weld County Jail.

Miss Debbie wanted a "witness" at yesterday's hearing. So Miss Debbie wired $50 to one "Michelle."

When Debbie didn't get what she idiotically thought she deserved, she started harassing Michelle:

i want my money back

you failed to call me

Michelle, who apparently attended the "How To Deal With Debbie" correspondence course, replied thusly:

First off Deb, that shit was the biggest waste of fucking time today. You told me to take the letter to your attorney and that's what I went to do. You think it was gonna be just easy peasy? I have kids i take care of and that trumps this shit regardless. And you're fucking right. I am a felon. So are you and you'll be a two time loser if you keep it up with your immature cyber stalking bullshit trying. You can try to blame how other people's sentences or cases have affected yours or your sentencing  even though they have NOTHING  to do with you.  

So 3 cheers for Michelle!

DEVELOPING

Felon Deb Frisch exposes her legal stupidity. Again. (8/8 - 8/9, 8/29/2018)

UPDATE: In an "addendum" to the memorandum, Miss Debbie reveals that she intends to defy the court's order she be present for the hearing:

"Defendant regrets to inform the court that defendant cannot afford to pay Marshall Breit another penny to work on this case. Defendant cannot afford to pay him to travel to Greeley on August 30, 2018. Defendant regrets to inform the court that she cannot attend the August 30, 2018 4:00pm hearing since she has a colonoscopy scheduled for that day and time."

Re: Bond Modification Hearing (August 30 2018)

So Debbie thinks, after her stalking harassment and threatening of law enforcement and criminal justice officials, that she can get more FAVORABLE conditions of bond (before her October 2nd sentencing on felony crimes)? GOOD LUCK WITH THAT, DEBBIE! :D

Dummy Debbie gets warned TWICE by DA, STILL doesn't STFU (7/12, 7/18, 8/2-8/23/2018)

UPDATE 8/23: Debbie libels Weld County Sheriff and the judge overseeing her case. Real smart, Debbie! :D 

UPDATE 8/20: See Debbie send letters to family of Weld County DA. Real smart, Debbie! 

UPDATE 8/15-17: See Debbie stalk the Chief Probation Officer for Weld County. See Debbie libel a Weld County judge. REAL SMART, DEBBIE! 

UPDATE 8/6: See Debbie send harassing emails. See Debbie get arrested...
 
UPDATE 8/5:  LOL, that's an old trick "DO WHAT I WANT OR ELSE I WILL KEEP STALKING/HARASSING/THREATENING/LIBELING YOU!" Guess Debbie's gonna need a few more stints behind bars to get over that bad habit :P

How long before Debbie gets the CUFFS again? Any bets?

Threatening to cawl the police on ... the police? Predicting the DA has committed the crime of ... warning DEBBIE of the consequences of HER crimes? Now that's a new stoopid, even for Debbie!

More Legal Stupidity from Debbie (8/16/2018)

Having heard that her criminal behavior had let to a motion for a warrant for her arrest, dummy Debbie Frisch attempts damage control...and EPIC FAILZ (as usual).

Looks like Denver's not too happy with Debbie either... (7/18 & 7/30 & 8/6 & 8/12/2018)

Update 8/15: Debbie thinks it's smart to stalk and libel her victim in the Denver case...

Update 8/12: Debbie's lawyer tells Denver court he's quitting the case...

Update 8/6: Denver PD tells Debbie to stop emailing them. So Debbie...?

So not only did Debbie go apeshit over Weld County's latest STFU order, Debbie doesn't seem too happy with the "Catholic" Denver DA's holding Debbie accountable for her criminal behavior, either...
 

Felon Deb Frisch exposes her legal stupidity. Again. (7/11-8/10/2018)

UPDATE 8/10: Yup, still at it...

UPDATE 8/5: Yup, the dummy's still at it, sending bullshit letters to various Weld County criminal justice officials :D 

UPDATE 7/28: Facing a Bail Hearing which will expand her STFU requirements, Dummy Debbie writes an incompetent legal "brief"

UPDATE 7/23: Realizing she has ZERO chance in the courts, Debbie tries to get a pardon from the Colorado governor. GOOD LUCK WITH THAT, DEBBIE--CAN YOU SAY "LOL, DENIED!!"...?

UPDATE 7/22: Debbie continues to spew her impotent chomo rage at people holding her accountable for her criminal behavior. "The ADA is a moron," says 12-year jobless Debbie, "He is playing checkers. I am playing chess." Funny how Debbie's so SMAHT that her "chess playing" has led to over a dozen arrests and a felony record! 

UPDATE 7/20: Yup, the dummy's gonna mail her moronic missives...

UPDATE 7/18: For (what?) the 31.414th time this week, dummy Debbie avers she's GONNA MAKE COLORADO VACATE the FELONY CHARGES (which Debbie has already pleaded GUILTY to)...

UPDATE 7/16-17/2018: MOAR legal stoopidity from Debbie. Tweeted to @DenverDAsOffice Debbie also posts an irrelevant mailing addressed to:

Deborah Frisch
PO Box 238
319 Punta Baja
Cardiff, CA 92007

Added interest is that the missive is from the COLLECTIONS DEPARTMENT of the Greeley Judicial District. Tsk-tsk...looks like Debbie's trying to ignore the $$$ she owes for her criminal behavior (#DebbieHatesConsequences)
 
This, of course, is "Debbie's" home while mommy and daddy keep her in custody until her October 2nd sentencing on felony charges.
    
UPDATE 7/15/2018: "Motion to vacate and expunge" in 16cr2382 and 17cr1708. As usual, dummy Debbie Frisch barfs out her ignorance of law and procedure in every word... 

Nothing says "Debbie is a legal moron" quite like her habit of nitpicking bullshit "mistakes" in legal paperwork and claiming it means her criminal behavior is somehow exonerated... 

Debbie also shows her ignorance of the word "stalk." The State of Colorado isn't "stalking" you, dummy; the State of Colorado is HOLDING YOU ACCOUNTABLE for your CRIMINAL STALKING / HARASSING / THREATENING behavior! 

As usual, dummy Deb Frisch piles stupidity upon stupidity.

In today's LOLs, Debbie plays the same old stupid "CHANGE OF VENUE!!1" fiddle. 

No, Debbie, you don't get to stalk/harass/threaten officials in a Venue, then use those crimes to demand that you be tried for those crimes in another Venue. 

No wonder real lawyers mock Debbie

So, how have your brilliant legal skillz and strategeries served you in the past, Debbie? ANSWER:

Of course, legal stupidity is nothing new for felon Deb Frisch

1. REAL Lawyers at AboveTheLaw.com mock Debbie's legal stoopidity
2. Debbie Frisch was legally declared a "vexatious litigant" in 2010, which pretty much blocks her from using the civil courts to harass people holding her responsible for her criminal behavior.
3. There's a SCREENING ORDER which means that Debbie's paperwork will be reviewed (and promptly squashed) by a federal judge whenever she files it.
4.  Deborah Frisch is BANNED from visiting teh federal court in person
5.  Deb Frisch has had her electronic filing access YANKED by teh Federal Courts 

•  Debbie's legal EPIC FAIL in trying to sue Eugene Oregon in 2009-2010... 
• MOAR Debbie Frisch frivolous lawsuits items